Step your Iphone game up

In case you don’t know the Iphone is crazy dope.  And now that you can jailbreak it, well lets just say the skies the limit for this phone.  No excuses for not stepping up your Iphone, unless you one of those who obeys the rules and listen to Apple when they say jailbreaking is illegal.  Heres an app for all you jailbreakers out there called FiveIrows.  You can find in Cydia under touch mania, and basically it gives you five rows of apps instead of the default 4 rows.  Obviously this allows you to have more apps available on your home screen.

155.00 for a t shirt

Well since we are on the topic of urban clothing lines Mr Tony Starks aka Ghostface Killah has dropped his new line in your face like only he can.  The price tag for having his name planted on your chest $155.00.  Fuck a recession, look fly.

What the….

Am I the only one who did not know that Young Buck had a clothing line called David Brown.?  Well its too late to rock that XXXL David Brown shirt that cost $65.00, because the line has gone under.  Oh well another urban line bites the dust.

Black Milk and Elzhi Tour

My two favorite artists are on tour… in fucking Europe.  When are they coming to tour here in the homeland?  Well if you happen to be on vacation in Europe here is the tour dates

The dates are as follows:

Thurs-March 19 Mainz, GERMANY TBA
Fri-March 20 Manchester, UK Mint Lounge
Sat-March 21 London, UK Cargo 
Tues-March 24 Heidelberg, GERMANY Karlstor 
Wed-March 25 Berlin, GERMANY Cassiopeia 
Thurs-March 26 Duisburg, GERMANY Hundermeister
Fri-March 27 Arnhem, NETHERLANDS Loxor Live
Sat-March 28 Paris, FRANCE Batofar 
Tues-March 31 Bremen, GERMANY Zucker Club Delmenhorst
Wed-April 1 Copenhagen, SWITZERLAND Rust
Fri-April 3 Barcelona, SPAIN Rote Fabrik
Sat-April 4 Madrid, SPAIN ClubbersDay Fest Telefonica Arena
Wed-April 8 Basel, SWITZERLAND TBA 
Thurs-April 9 Biel, SWITZERLAND Coupole
Fri-April 10 Zurich, SWITZERLAND TBA
Sat-April 11 Cologne, GERMANY Luxor

The Jimmy Fallen Disaster

Well I decided to wait a couple of days before I criticize the show.  But in case you don’t know The Jimmy Fallon Show started Monday, and it went about as smooth as a rocky road. Dudes joke are lame and as dry as 80 year old pussy. Dude was crazy nervous, and to make things easier Mr Psycho Robert DeNiro was his first guest.  Wow, it was like playing russian roulette with an automatic loaded with a full clip.  I felt bad for him, and hoped as the night went on it got better.  Well it did thanks to his house band The Roots and guest Justin Timberlake.  I give JT props he a funny dude, he might need his own show.

As for The Roots I hear they tear the set up during the show, so I gotta go see it live just for that.  So yes I only watch the show because the Roots are there, and I am sure I am not the only one who feels that way.

So whoever put his show together is a brilliant idiot.  Brilliant for bringing the best Hip Hop band to the set to bring in a certain demographic, but an idiot for bringing Robert DeNiro to chew Jimmy up like tobacco.

His second show was better, but the jokes were still lame.  He obviously more comfortable due to Tina Fae’s presence.  If you don’t know they are ace boon coons that go way back.  The only thing was he was too comfortable and they rambled on about old times.  MAybe they should get his old SNL buddies on there so he can be at ease for the first week, but damn someone has got to do a better job with those lame ass jokes.

Too early to tell?

Well it seems that Marbury did his thing last night with Boston.  8 points in 13 minutes and ironically enough the Knicks looked like trash against the 76ers on the same night.  I guess Marbury got the last laugh at least for one night.  If anything Marbury seems to be happy in Boston, so do your thing and leave the ego at home.

Totally Krossed Out

 

 

Yo I was scouring the net like I do, and ran up on Kriss Kross old joint Jump.  I wondered whats going on with these dudes.  I heard that Chris Kelly , the light skinned one, was dead.  Well he is alive and well making music in the A.  The other one, Chris Smith, has his own label called One Life Entertainment.  

Chris Smith as I said has his own label with himself and one artist name Junye Butler with an album called Nu Luv.  He also has a single called Lady.  Sounds like he is on some fusion shit Rock and Hip Hop, hmmm..  You be the judge.

Marbury to Boston !?

 

 

So finally the Knicks have let Marbury go his way out the door.  Now the word on the street is he may become a Celtic…..  I have to think this is a bullshit move.  Why the need for a guard when Rondo is making more moves than a pimp .  With Garnett out I have to wonder why the Celtics are not looking for a big man to at least compliment the height and clog the middle.  With Posey and PJ Brown gone another big man might be needed to hold shit down.  I just wonder if the Celtics do get Marbury, how is that fucked up ego of his gonna handle coming of the bench at point behind Rondo.  Oh yeah and the fact dude hasn’t played a real game since the preseason, and the home stretch to the playoffs is near…I would imagine his game is about as strong as those wack shoes he sponsors.  Be afraid of Cleveland and truth be told the Knicks who are gonna be sleepers this year in the playoffs. And shit those damn Lakers are running trains on teams, DAMN!!!

The Presto’s are bizack!!!

Any sneaker freak remember those light weight kicks by Nike called Prestos.  They are back for retro action, be sure to keep a look out for them .

Check it out!!!

Now this is whats up, Feb 24th will be a true blessing for all you King magazine readers or lookers.  I don’t personally read the mag, I just stand at the book section and look at the pics.  Anyway peep the cover and hold your dick!!